I had a little bit of a head cold today before I met my niece for the first time so I decided I would make it impossible for her to catch my germs. Oh there’s Aunt Jenna, we swear she doesn’t cook meth.

This was our rowdy Saturday night in Vegas, playing family feud on my iPad at the hotel and snuggling the dogs with some drinks #turndownforwhat

no image has ever described my life quite so well
~   The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via fuglyhottie)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke)